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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Clean Up The Poop

I couldn't have said it better myself.

This is the best analogy yet!  You've got to love  Maxine!
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that we are in economically  now
.

I  bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started Building nests in the boards
Of  the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the  patio tile,
The chairs, the table                           ..
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own Pocket. And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch
Anymore.  So I took down  the Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built All over the patio and the back yard was like
It used to be ......  Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding  their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.....Our government gives out  Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an                                 automatic Citizen. Then the illegals came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5                                 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other Than our flag are Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but                                 maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird feeder.
If you don't agree you are destined to keep cleaning up the poop.

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